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Journal Entry: Tue Jun 26, 2007, 11:45 AM


Well, I got my first experience with the Applegate family today. I had emailed my "cousin" and had basically thanked her for offering to house me while I was there visiting people that, honestly, couldn't give a flying :censored: about me. She emailed me back with a very....bizarre reply and my brother (the one that actually invited me to come) basically bitched at me for a paragraph about how I made him look bad because of it. I am so pissed that I didn't have more time to think my decision to go. I just though "Hey, the only people I've ever met on my father's side are his parents. Maybe this will be fun." So, instead of going on a totally awesome camping trip with my family, I get to visit a bunch of people that have never even ATTEMPTED to contact me in my 18 years of existence. You know what? I'm GLAD I dyed my hair! And I want to try and yoink one of ~zarans-song's pants so that I can REALLY scare the shit out of them! And I'm going to get some black lipstick and a lesbian shirt to top it all off because I figure if I'm going to be disowned by these people, I might as well go out with a bang!


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  • Listening to: Devil's Dance Floor
  • Reading: Thud! by Terry Pratchett
  • Watching: The Black Stallion
  • Playing: mind games! O.O
  • Eating: Dead cow
  • Drinking: Chai

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o_o wow that sucks ass.......Go scar the living poooooooo out of em adn run around with a baseballbat with nails and stuff in iiiiit and some fake bloooood for effect and ummmm lots of spikys and wootjazz.

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yeaaah go and scare those mother******* b****** away!!!!!!!!!!!

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KICK ASS MAN!W00T SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF 'EM WOOOOOHOOOO :chainsaw:

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KABLAAAAM!!

w00t! GOOO ASH!

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hear hear! Three cheers for the rebel XD LOL Can I play the part of your lesbian lover and add some more to the visual shock!

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lol...one of my friends and I tried to do that on my b-day one year...

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My best friend and I did that at our Gay friends party. His friend was invited to come. I guess him and his girlfriend had a wedding to go to before that, so he ended up popping by with his girlfriend. We figured she was cool or what not, thought she knew Brian was gay. But when she found out, she acted like a total (insert word). So to get her back my best friend and current boyfriend at the time had like a three some make out fest right there on the lawn where she was XD..think Steve got in on it as well...making it a foursome XD good times

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:XD: YES! Mah sexay lesbian lover!

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